Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:27 pm Post subject: How Many 360-HQ Members Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
Stolen from a forum elsewhere.....
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How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed.
Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how
the light bulb could have been changed differently.
Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
changing light bulbs.
Five to flame the spell checkers.
Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.
Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
Another six to condemn those six as stupid.
Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the
correct spelling.
Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to
please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.
Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use
light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.
Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is
superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light
bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.
Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light
bulbs.
Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL.
Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant
to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.
Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety
including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
Thirteen to say "do a Yahoo/Google search on light bulbs before
posting questions about light bulbs."
Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb.
AND
One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now
with something unrelated they found at snopes.com and start it all
over again!
(yes, it is a bit old) _________________________________________________________ The World's Most Awesome Xbox 360 Room
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Shark2th Moderator
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I thought it was clever, but I bet we'll get several "That's S-O-O-O old" posts. _________________________________________________________ The World's Most Awesome Xbox 360 Room
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enigma516 V.I.P. Lifetime
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Agreed, but that guy looks like he probably likes to screw in light bulbs. Me personally, I hate screwing in light bulbs.... there's very little elbow room and I keep banging my knees on the filament! _________________________________________________________ The World's Most Awesome Xbox 360 Room
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:42 am Post subject:
LMAO you guys.. lol..
God dam that change of topic.. hahaha
light bulbs and hasslehoff. what a combo _________________________________________________________ XBOX
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Shark2th Moderator
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:16 pm Post subject:
I so regret the day that Enigma came in possession of the nebula.
I never should have unleashed it for now its been perverted in to a dreadful weapon.
No matter how many threads it hits, it always has a vicious effect of shock and horror.
By the way, that first post... it's so old.... _________________________________________________________ http://twitter.com/HQ_Shark2th
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