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lol welcome from the uk sides BB240, theres members here from all over the world. We all must seem like crazy stalkers, everyone usually wants to say hello to new members and offer welcome and help! at least we are nice and know how to have a joke! Add me as well if you like my GT: Bomernee
thanks guys and adding ya to my friends have been away for a couple of days so never got on and you want a joke lol
ian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's 'roommate', Jennifer was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.
So he sat down and wrote:
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Dear Mom ,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house,
I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle.
But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
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Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:
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Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer.
But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle now.
Love, Mom
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LESSON THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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