Remember the time you scorned a woman.

Kill 18,675,309,000 Skeletons.

Find a way to kill an undead puppet.

Survive an epic battle against a kite.

Crash into someone's house uninvited.

Possess a lush, full beard.

Defy laws of physics by shooting more than six enemies without reloading.

Earn cash, not health, for every heart in an act.

In a shootout, play chicken with a bullet before shooting it.

Walk amongst the dead.

Face Death and live to tell the tale.

Ride "Burrito" the Dog into the sunset.

Ride a rocket over a battlefield.

Fall thousands of feet without dying.

Carjack a stagecoach.

Take down Big Oil.

Destroy the advertising plan of a small business.

End an artist's career.

Close your bank account.

Take Andrew Jackson to the Madam's district.

Get close and personal with the Madam.

Find the Great Wall of China in an unexpected place.

Find a place to saw some logs.

See things that you will never be able to unsee.

Commit mass destruction with a paddleboat.

Collect a gold medal, hardcore award, and 2P award in a single act.

Win gold medals in all acts of a single play.

Buy an achievement from the bonus store.

Finish an act while playing on Hardcore Mode.

Reach a Gold Medal score on a single act.

Complete an act with every single modifier enabled.

Purchase everything in the bonus store.

Beat every play in one session. On Hardcore Mode. Also, never die.

Do something really awesome.

Find an achievement hidden in a piece of concept art.

Spend a whole chunk of money in the bonus store.

Win a gold medal in every act of every play.

Complete a level with "Lefty Mode" enabled.

Get a crazy high kill streak.

Deflate the first boss in under 30 seconds.

Don't scratch the paint while piloting a paddleboat.

Take down the developers.

Complete all acts in a play without ever dropping to one heart.

Hoard all the tacos and hearts in an act.

Complete an act with a friend.

Visit the Download Content screen to see what new content is available.

Shoot all the cans in the Prologue.

Kill 100 enemies while strapped to a rocket in "The Great Wall of Vengeance".

Reach the end of "Requiem for a Gunstringer" without losing a single heart.

Listen to a different kind of narrator while you play.

Beat a friend in 2 Player mode. (DLC: Real Big Shootin' - Cost: 240 MSP)

Did some Real Big Shootin' and got a Real Big Multiplier. (DLC: Real Big Shootin' - Cost: 240 MSP)

Did some Real Big Shootin' without getting hit. (DLC: Real Big Shootin' - Cost: 240 MSP)

Completed every unique round in Real Big Shootin'. (DLC: Real Big Shootin' - Cost: 240 MSP)

Beat every type of special condition. (DLC: Real Big Shootin' - Cost: 240 MSP)

Earned a Real Big Score. (DLC: Real Big Shootin' - Cost: 240 MSP)

Sliced 10 ducks with one shot. (DLC: Real Big Shootin' - Cost: 240 MSP)

Killed 10 Jetpack Outlaws in one shot. (DLC: Real Big Shootin' - Cost: 240 MSP)

FINALLY shot a dog after a long series of shootouts.

Made a real good purchase. (DLC: Real Big Shootin' - Cost: 240 MSP)