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Abrakadeadguy 360-HQ Member
Joined: May 19, 2009 Posts: 73
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:09 pm Post subject: My Epic Quest Back in 92 |
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So there I was... The last man left to defend the universe... From Ninjas!!!!
Oh but these were no ordinary ninjas, NO! They were Bio-Geneticly enhanced CYBER NINJAS, With red eyes and milisecond reaction time.
Their swords shot lightening and their hands could engulf the vacum of outter space in flames. A single thought from a Bio-Geneticly enhanced cyber ninja could give Chuck Norris a Kidney stone the size of Mount Everast.
I stood my ground as they faded nearer through the shadows. One by One they attacked only to fall, turning into a vapor of blood mist before they hit the ground. Ten by Ten they attacked only to Pulverized by these Twin Hellfire Cannons some would call my arms. They attacked in groups of 100 only to be smushed into an abomination that could only be described and Ninja Goo! The Million Ninja army stood no chance against my ways of the force.
Then, as if summond by Satan himself, The Head Master Chief Cyber Ninjas Of Earth Fire Wind, and Water were vomited from the mountains to face me. The battle was epic and tense. They fought well, as did I. All of our powers were merging in a brilliant cosmic light that blackend the sun. As I jumped in the air for my final attack...
The Game froze. I didn't clean my cartrige before I started. I forgot to save. Now I have to start from the begining... DAMN IT!!!!!!! _________________________________________________________
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