Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:43 pm Post subject: Youthly Challenged Nympho
Ok boys and girls, this is rated PG-13 so viewer beware.
Today I was hit on by a 50 something year old female. She has nice tits so I went with the conversation. It got to the point when we started talking about oral. Now, this woman has false teeth. She asked me if she went down, would I like it better teeth in or teeth out. Normally right now I would run away screaming OMG HELP... but she has nice tits.
I ask "As long as I'm getting the deed, I don't see why it matters."
she resonds, "Because now you would have a choice."
I never thought of it like that before. I wouldn't know how to choose.
And this, my friends, is the best line I've ever heard and I may just use it the next time I'm in the bar.
she replies, "Do you want it to feel natural, or do you want it to feel good?"
I was sold _________________________________________________________
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Bravo sir! _________________________________________________________ Predtech
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Abrakadeadguy 360-HQ Member
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:00 pm Post subject:
X_Splinter wrote:
Splinter, I believe this is what you were going for...
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Your picture you posted just shows a red x on my screen. so i posted the correct code to show that picture you were trying to post. _________________________________________________________
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 2:06 am Post subject:
Abrakadeadguy wrote:
X_Splinter wrote:
What?
Your picture you posted just shows a red x on my screen. so i posted the correct code to show that picture you were trying to post.
That must be a problem with your browser cause I can see it _________________________________________________________
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